real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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