One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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