I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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