Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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