I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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