I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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