You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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