Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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