are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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