I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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