He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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