well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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