Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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