After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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