Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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