we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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