Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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