I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Can you repeat that, but with context?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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