After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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