sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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