so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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