Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
