so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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