Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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