Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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