He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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