i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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