just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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