She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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