So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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