hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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