it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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