You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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