Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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