sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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