I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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