So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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