Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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