it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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