ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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