He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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