Dual....:-)
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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