i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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