I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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