i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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