He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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