Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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