Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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