Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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