i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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