But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
