Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I am puke
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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