Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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