I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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