its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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