Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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